Got myself a girlfriend today.


Boo-yah.

tell it like it is brother

(Source: johnsturturro)

Sometimes when you talk, I imagine you swimming through broken glass. I don’t like you.

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Hi T.J.!

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allofthefun:

just to be clear I would be completely down for joining super secret boy bands

two steps ahead of you

So prom was a lot of fun. So much grinding. So much. Just, like, a massive amount of pushing my body as tight as possible against my date’s body.

I am sore.

But it was a lot of fun, especially for having one day’s notice (my friend’s platonic date got really sick, so she asked me to step in).

Seriously, if I don’t do something absolutely great with my life, I might have to do something evil, or crazy, or some shit. I just can’t stand the thought of not being remembered as someone who was, as L. Ron Hubbard put it, “smashing my name into history so violently it will take a legendary form even if all books are destroyed”. I don’t care if it’s for saving the world, or ruling it with an iron fist, or being a broadway legend, or a billionaire CEO. I’m going to be famous, goddammit. Try and stop me.

1. Continue dicking around

2. Agressively flirt with everyone I encounter

3.?????

4. Profit